Position of the Week: Deal Grabber

What if you could combine two of the nation’s favourite pastimes – getting frisky and bagging bargains – in one seriously satisfying sex move? We’ve got good news: the Deal Grabber is here to make this your best Black Friday yet. Add to cart as you take their breath away with this intensely intimate position.

How?

First of all, grab your phones and place them on the bed beside you. (While you’re getting each other off, you’ll be getting great deals too: win-win). One partner sits on the bed – the soles of their feet gently touching, their knees bent and tipped out to either side.

If one of you has a penis or strap-on, it’s best if they’re the seated partner. If you both have a penis, then the top should be the seated partner. If neither of you do, either of you can be the seated partner.

Now’s the time for the second partner to put their phone down for a moment (don’t worry, this won’t take long) and coat the seated partner’s member with plenty of water-based lube. Both got a vulva? Lube still makes for saucy, pleasure-enhancing sex. Our anal lube is particularly thick and long-lasting, which makes it a customer-favourite for vaginal sex as well as anal.

Next, the second partner climbs into the seated partner’s lap, sitting between the seated partner’s knees. If the seated partner has a penis, the second partner slides down onto it with either their anus or vagina.

If you both have vulvas, slip down into each other’s lap until your vulvas are touching. Wrap your arms around each other to pull each other in, embrace that intimate skin-on-skin closeness – and to scroll the sales over each other’s shoulders. HOT.

Why?

This up-close-and-personal position allows for deep penetration as you rock back and forth; you could even add a vibrating double cock ring to supercharge every thrust.

If neither of you has a penis, Deal Grabber puts you in the perfect position to slowly, sensually grind up on each other. The stimulation of rubbing together sensitive areas like nipples and vulvas is sure to make things steamy. And if that doesn’t take your breath away, those 50%-off bargains certainly will...

Try

Add to the sensory overload by using silicone nipple suckers, while taking it in turns to trace each other’s hot spots with a bullet vibrator. Remember to coat the bullet’s tip with lube to help it glide smoothly over skin, and to intensify the vibrations.

And if you really want to get them going, try whispering sweet nothings like, “I just got us a great deal on that air fryer” into their ear.

Make it even easier

In theory, not shopping while you’re having sex could be easier. But why settle for just one dopamine-boosting activity when you could have two?

If one of you has mobility issues, the other partner could be the one climbing into their lap. Otherwise, you could wedge pillows under the seated partner’s bent knees to reduce the strain.

Make it even better

Slip in a vibrating butt plug to pleasure all those anal nerve endings; since you and your partner are wrapped around each other, you’ll both benefit from those stimulating vibrations.

Once you’re all shopped out, you could round off the Black Friday fun with an extra-powerful wand vibrator. If you take control of the wand first, and your partner leans back a little to rest on their hands, they leave their chest and genitals open for a slow, orgasm-inducing massage. Then it’s their turn to return the favour; now, that’s a great deal.